Etimus Albertosi, or Et Al, is a world-reknown immortal Italian scientist publicly heralded for his insatiable lust for research coupled with a limitless devotion to all scientific fields. To date, he has been referenced in 37,512 articles on sociology (mostly regarding voting patterns in the elderly and the effects of the iPod on urban sprawl), 12,336 articles on behavioral science (key references to his works on slapping and teaching misinformation to infants) and a whopping 455,761 articles on cultural anthropology (almost all pointing to his research into the pancultural truth behind Santa Claus).