Zig Finley, a fairly miserable anchorman with a hopeless attraction to clown makeup, is a fictional character played by Toby Jones. Image:Zig.jpg His first appearance was on Trollwood News at Noon in 2003, followed by stints on 3600 Seconds in 2004 and 2005. Zig cannot grow a beard and strongly dislikes the song Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic. He suffered a horrific and possibly mortal lightsaber wound during an attack by Darth Vader at the Heritage Hjemkomst Interpretive Center.