Drinking game for True Capitalist: * Take a drink whenever Ghost gets a call from Tri$ha, Tzeki, Equestrian Citizen, the Ghetto Capitalist, Asho, Tub Guy, The Internet Buttstalker, Nikolai, the SUCK MAH DICK guy, the OOOOOOOOOO guy or the "Shut Up, Mom!" guy. * Take another drink if Ghost has a full conversation with the SUCK MAH DICK guy without realizing it's him. * Take a drink if someone takes too long. * Take a drink every time Ghost takes a drink. * Take a drink if Ghost mentions he could be on Sixth Street. * Take a drink if Ghost mangles a phrase * Take a drink if Ghost insists he isn't racist * Take another drink if he talks about "minorities" less than a minute later * Take a drink if the Engineer takes over the show * Take another drink