There have been times in my life when I would gladly have died to have the most beautiful fem in the galaxy hanging all over me. Especially if the fem were also a princess, and one who would someday be the mother of my son. OK, death is a little extreme; let's say that I would have gladly hand swabbed the public privies of DeepGuano IX for the privilege. Still, not even in my most bizarre dreams had I ever pictured that she would be hanging on me in quite this way. But this wasn't a dream. And it wasn't one of those times. But I'm getting a little ahead of myself. ---