(The opening logo is shown, before we see NC in his room) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. [Long beat] Why do we lie about Santa Claus? [Suddenly, several children are heard screaming and crying, stunning NC] Oh, come on! What are you doing watching my show? You're way too young to be watching my show! Oh, for God's sakes! I didn't mean to! That's the past stuff we say on this show! You're not supposed to be watching it! [Sighs] Let's just get going before I ruin the Easter Bunny for them, too. NC: So, why do we do it?