According to most translations of the original tale the story is as follows: "Once upon a time Jesus noticed a hippy that seemed rather unwell - with a tendency to projectile-vomit pea-soup and spin his head around at random intervals. In his infinite wisdom Jesus decided the man is possessed and asked the demons inhabiting the man to talk - under threat of a stern talking to if they did not comply. Out of fear and/or stupidity the demons answered, "My name is Legion: for we are many." And everybody lived happily ever after - except Legion, who had drowned.."