The Evil Atheist Conspiracy is a shadowy, diabolic organization of the worshippers of Athe that has infiltrated all the world's power structures and is gradually tightening its hold in preparation for the day when it will strike, conquer the planet for itself and wipe out all things good, right and holy once and for all. They will kill babies too! Some people have questioned the existence of the EAC because atheists seem to be a minority with no power or control over anything, but they would say that, wouldn't they! The almost universal disdain for atheists worldwide shows they are just as cunning as Jews: they secretly control the world while universally persecuting themselves. That's right.