(This song is sung by Mr. Arnold "Big" Biz and Buck Barns as Biz describes to Buck why he hates Christmas.) Mr.Biz: You see, Christmas is a time for headaches and pain! Buck: But at Christmastime there is joy to be gained. Mr.Biz: But you don't seem to get that it gives me much strain, 'cause I really do hate Christmas! It's the time for people to get out of work! Buck: I don't see how it can make you act like a jerk. Mr. Biz: Be careful Barns or I'll give you such an urk, and I really do hate Christmas! It's because of all the joy of family I seem to hate! Buck: "Can we at least do a kickline?"