David (デイヴィッド, Deivu~iddo) is a character in Killer Is Dead. He is a 37-year-old American megalomaniac who plans to take over the earth from his mansion on the moon. Mondo Zappa is hired to execute David by "Moon River", the apparent Goddess of the Moon, when David somehow 'steals' it. In battle, David wields two highly ornate scimitars. He has appalling fashion sense.