"Hello, Larry? Larry, if you're there, please pick up. This is Moyra at the Audit Management Associates. Mr. Fell wanted me to call and tell you that the offer to play H.R. Bloodengutz for the WKNB Midnight Horror Show is the best offer the agency can get you. He understands this isn't great theatre, but it has a regular paycheck, and you could do worse. He also told me to tell you that if you choose to leave the business to work in your uncle's taxidermy shop, we will not be able to represent you anymore. The choice is yours! Have a nice day."