The drapes company agreed that they would pay all of the expenses but in exchange, the book must be a catalog of bathroom drapes called "The Drapes of Bath." Also, it had to have some a lot of good crap in it about Drape-O. This totally deviated from the intent for the book, but John was kinda desperate so he agreed. And thus, a deal was made. The agreement went something like this: 4. If I fail to meet these agreements, I am subject to a lifetime in the Drape-O dungeon.