My Broken Friend is a song performed by Bender and Beck's head in "Bendin' in the Wind". Bender: People say my broken friend is useless. But I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be. Beck[speaking]: Kick it! Bender: Well he could make a good hat rack, Beck[speaking]: He only has to stand there. Bender: Or a cheap doorstop, Beck[speaking]: He doesn't need to move. Bender: Or a great big giant thermos with a twist off top, Beck[speaking]: That would be good for soup. Bender: He could be a storage closet for outdated pants. Beck[speaking]: I like 'em tight. Bender: My broken friend could do it all, Beck & Bender[Beck speaking, Bender singing]: Just give him a chance! Bender: That robot has a tragic secret That I'd like to share. Beck[speaking]: For real?