Length: 11 comics, March 30, 2005 - April 9, 2005 () Mike and Proto Man are talking, Proto Man reminds mike of the party and Mike asks him to shoot him in the head. Then, the Author shows up and tells him the intervieuwer is going to be someone else. Later, The Author is talking with Shadow Man while Mike shows up asking who the new interviewer is. The Author tells he should arrive soon, then Alternate Bob shows up as the new interviewer and blasts Mike for saying "Ugh. That is so gay." The party ends with an "Year Five in 30 Seconds (And there's no stopping it!)