Land alligators, found in northwest dakota are the most dangerous mammals known to man. Although at first glance they may seem freindly, they infact are a hulking mass of teeth, muscle and rage. Their lockjaw has a 300% fatality rate and combined with them 15,000rpm death roll, escape with your limbs and live is impossible. The first land alligator was discovered by Keith Chegwin in 1907 when he was walking his cat in the hat,they wandered across one of the angriest land alligators in the universe, both died forever and are sadly missed. Land Alligators are responsible for all these things