The Ninth Doctor was about to quit the show after 2 seasons, so he regenerated in front of his Sith apprentice Rose Tyler. The result was surprising and quite good. He went from being the most godawful ugly big-nosed big-eared baldy to being the veritable sexiest man alive. The new Tenth Doctor then promptly ran out of the portaloo and began raping innocent men and women off the streets of British Coruscant. It was then that the Doctor truly realized his insatiable desire for sex with anything that possesses a hole, including you. From his penthouse suite, Chancellor Palpatine witnessed the entire fiasco and was pleased with Tennant's giving into his desires so much that he personally asked him to be his apprentice. Since the Rule of Two was still in effect, the Doctor was ordered to kill