Wolfgang Fuck was born to Maria Gloop nine months after she was found stuffing a jaeger schnitzel, served in a delightful port and veal stock reduction and wild mushroom compote, into her vagina. Maria married her attendant at the insane asylum, Josef Fuck in 1956, who adopted Wolfgang. Wolfgang had found his calling. At the age of 8 he demanded a complete set of All-Clad cookware for Christmas and when he got an EZ-bake oven instead, he dropped trou, crapped in the oven and created his first Wolfgang Fuck Signature Dish: Wolfenshitzen.