A Germaine Greer (DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE!) is a menacing cloud of asphyxiating hypocrisy that occasionally takes the form of a feminist lesbian writer called Carol Ann Duffy. She has also been known to take the form of a Brigid. In her female form she is well-known for her contributions to the efforts of free radical feminism, communism and cooking, while in her gaseous form she is notorious for being deployed during the first world war, against German Central Powers forces. 'Militant Lesbian pain in the arse, really unpleasant.'