Steel Mountains Here lie a range of mountains, only not in the usual sense. Mounds upon mounds of junk and metal have been deposited one on top of the other, creating towering mountains of random junk. Some seem stable, others seem to be in a constant state of shift. Avalanches are not uncommon. To no avail, the little Junkion that could cannot find an adequate brewing machine. :(Cackle whispers "I don't understand WHY we're here. This is all inferior technology- Junk!" Fortunately, neither Sit-Com nor the others suspect that the Decepticons are in fact Decepticons! Then silence. "Gah!" <> <>