Zapp Brannigan: So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. Leela: What?! Zapp Brannigan: That was almost the perfect crime. But you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock … and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Kif: [sigh] Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper! And bring me a rock. Judge: Zapp Brannigan, you stand accused of blowing up Doop-headquarters. How do you plead? Zapp Brannigan: Absolutely, 99 % not guilty. Bender: Leela save me! And yourself, I guess! And my banjo! And Fry!