Marcel Crayon is a resident of Carcer City who supports the Citizens United Negating Technology For Life and People's Safety. Marcel claims that “I was a happily married man – two kids, a wife, a mistress and an almost unnatural interest in strippers. Then, I got hooked on the internet. Now, I have no time or energy for infidelity, as all of my time is taken up planning family vacations and helping my kids learn about history using the enormous resources of the web. It has certainly ruined my fun.”