Various Artists are a supergroup from way back when. Rumoured to be part of an extinct tribe known as The Compilators, Various Artists are responsible for every compilation and sampler you have ever heard. Various Artists has covered, written, and composed millions of songs. Some theorists suggest (though it is disputable) that Various Artists has composed every song ever written. The exact date of their formation is still unknown, and the members themselves have yet to elaborate on the topic. Formed in the early days of music, back when cavemen first hit rocks against their heads to create noise. Various Artists remain mysteriously absent in the celebrity scene.