Offensive searched the known Universe, which was at the time just the Forerunner homeworld and some other dumpster planets. Offensive could not believe how tough it was to find Mendicant's fat ass fleet of AIDS ships. This was very bad. Every day Offensive didn't find Mendicant, his salary was reduced. To help get his mind off things Offensive sent many racist and sexual text messages to Forerunners under a false name: Gene Simmons. He didn't know that his phone had caller ID active so the Forerunners sent a virus to him that gave him the feeling of being smacked across the face and then being raped. Finally after what felt like an entire week of school, Offensive found Mendicant's fleet. Offensive was pwnt. This was gonna happen anyway.