Kramer the Prophet was born in 1989 in Kazakhstan to a semi-divine oyster and an inebriated goat. In three days, he completed Harvard University in every subject they offered, leading to him being given a managerial position at McDonald's at the age of four days old. He held that job for one year, until being dismissed for keeping dead bodies of fat customers in the shake machine cool until the recycling truck came. After sleeping for six days, he decided to create the Universe and everything in it. This creation debunked all other religions, simultaneously disproving every religious person's beliefs. It was unfortunate nobody took notice, because later that day, he obliterated several hamlets and even a large village. He then moved into an apartment, next to the anal-retentive demi-god, J