French Guiana is a small, meaningless country on the coast of the Atlantic Ocean in South America. French Guiana is below the equator- so you should not care about this country, nor have learned anything about it in grade school. French Guiana started out (and still is to this day) as a Penal Colony where France's most vile Homosexuals and Sodomites were incarcerated. Due to French Guiana's proximity to the sun, Prisoners were forced to to endure their sentences in a hot, humid climate where the only activities available to them were gang raping, sodomy, and prison sanctioned fashion shows.