(For Doug's real opinion on the film, check out the original Disneycember 2013 review here.) HyperFanGirl: Oh, Nostalgia Critic, I've never been so happy in my entire life! NC: Oh, HyperFanGirl, being with you makes me completely forget that there's an assassin watching me through his viewfinder. HyperFanGirl: He really does blend into the background after a while, doesn't he? NC: Like the pecking of Satan's vulture. HyperFanGirl: Come on, I want to show you my humble abode! NC: And did that dream also involve toe decapitation? HyperFanGirl: Sometimes. NC: Okay. Assassin: I aim to please. NC: (vo) No!