In high school, Roker consumed 350 pounds of tacos and 20 liters of Mountain Dew per day, almost half his body weight. Typically the food was beer-bonged into his gaping jowls and the sour cream was injected directly into his bloodstream. Subsequently, his blood content became 70% raw cholesterol, 25% Mountain Dew, and 5% naturally produced heroin to suppress the constant pain associated with his stretched out skin.