DJ's parents leave to go to Comic-Con, putting him in the care of dreadlocked suicidal emo babysitter Zee, who invites over her abusive boyfriend Boner. That night, DJ receives calls from Nebbercracker's house and Boner gets eaten by the house whilst trying to recover his very first condom. The next morning (which happens to be Halloween), Zee is woken up by a schoolgirl named Jenny attempting to sell heroin-laced candy so that people can be "ready" for trick-or-treaters. Zee tells her to fuck off but ends up buying two boxes of so-called crack cookies, which she gives to DJ and Chowder, who have been