Kyle Sampson is the former Chief of Staff to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Sampson resigned on March 12, 2007, seemingly unaware that this day was, in fact, a Monday. Wasn't Mr. Sampson aware that resigning on a Monday is like waving a flag, jumping up and down, and yelling "Look at me! I'm resigning!!" If Mr. Sampson could not master such a simple political concept, he obviously did not need to be working in the Justice Department.