Lord Peter Mandelson aka Darth Labour (created 21 October 1953), is a British politician whose incredible ability to laugh in the face of 'allegations' of sleaze has allowed him to inhabit the higher tier of the political class for well over 10 years. His most recent Cabinet position was that of Secretary of State for Sausage Rolls, President of the Board of Sex Trade and Lord President of the Sith Council. He is also the only British Leader to have successfully built his own Death Star, finally winning the arms race against Thatcher.