“She's a bad saw. Bad.” —Mr. Chopsaw to Cookie while introducing Christine the Saw, "Guide to: Cellphones and Woodshop" Mr. Chopsaw is the woodshop teacher at James K. Polk Middle School. He may do bizarre stuff at times like call a chair a she. He also cuts his own hand off, but he gives great advice and is a good mentor to Moze. This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.