The Chintendo Vii is the outcome of the Bologna-Shishkebab Elephant War when the Chinese accidentally sold their land for a souvenir t-shirt of China. Since they would do anything to get their land, they made the Vii for the Shiskababites. The horrible monster who made this device is Shigeru Miyamoto's evil stepbrother, Pu Pu Kok! (evil music plays) He also stole Shigeru's idea.