Bisexual bi·sex·u·al [bahy-sek-shoo-uhl] -- the romantic and/or sexual attraction to two vices at the same time, Lust and Greed. Bisexual are also known as Greedy. Bisexuals tend to be agnostic biathletes with a strong attraction toward mulattoes, griffins, half-and-half creamer, purple, and anything Hegelian. Note that 80% of admitted bisexuals are active pornstars. They are the type of people who put their hand's down someone's pants and are satisfied with whatever they find.