In the days of old, When Michael Jackson wasn't gay or white, there lived a man: Richard T Nixon. Not to be confused with Vince McMahon. Anyway, he was having a bath when he looked carefully at rubber ducky and decided to name it. So he called everyone's favorite future-telling friend, ET. Sadly ET was busy calling home. So what did Nixon do? He decided to make it up. Thus Nixonvongarthnix was born.