What to do: go shopping for drugs down 5th avenue, ride the walrus, jump off the Umpire State Building, vandalise the UN, go smell the roses of Central Park, ride a camel, go golfing, see the operas like Nightmare on Elm Street, Carmen, Barber of Seville, or Sliders, see a Broadway play, dance, play poker, see an erotic art museum, view the most famous work of erotic art, eat bagels, and wash people's windshields as they come out of the Lincoln Tunnel.