Spazz: What's the Matters Family? Jerk: You know, the show with Urkel in it. Spazz: Oh, the Urkel show. That was just called the Urkel Show. Jerk: Then what was the Matters Family? Spazz: Obviously a family named Matters. Jerk: I'm intrigued by your line of reason and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But first, let's sit perfectly still for twenty minutes and remember August 30th, 2013, when I released the following thing!