Contraband is an international criminal law term that could mean: * smuggler goods * stolen goods * the fruits of fraud, forgery, etc. Known dealers in contraband are, accordingly: 1. * George W. Bush (deals fraudulent WMDs imagined in Iraq) 2. * Dick Cheney (fraudulates WMDs) 3. * John McCain (buys the Elixer of Life from the black market or gets Botox so he can pretend he's still young)