Dan, Stuart, and GUEST HOST Elliott Kalan have a shockingly good time discussing a movie where Lindsay Lohan goes a little blue. Dan, long before being named Pervazoid #1, goes on a long rant about how there just isn't enough nudity in movies. Lousy strippers who never strip. Stu drops some knowledge about how gentlemen's clubs actually are. Elliott makes a terrible #2 joke. As in, the movie was a piece of shit. Get it? We learn about how Stuart is worried that if someone comes into his apartment that they might think it is an evidence dungeon.