The Super Smarty Pants are a pair of pants that allow the user to gain higher intellectual abilities. It first appeared in Johnny's Super Smarty Pants. The Super Smarty Pants have human like emotions such as love, hate and jealousy. The pants had a crush on Johnny but became very jealous when he went to get a smoothie with Janet Nelson Jr. It went on a rampage through out Porkbelly. Johnny accidentally zapped it with the Big Hairdew Ray, making it bigger because it had hair follicles. Then Johnny then used a lawn mower to cut it up.