I seriously haven't the slightest clue. I'm a teenager, not a Republican. And who the hell would ever link to this? Why would anyone ever want to know the reasons why people create articles with horribly long titles for no apparent reason, hoping somebody will randomly stumble upon it and remark on the length of the title, but then forget about it in five minutes later because their gay granny had a seizure? This sickens me. I mean seriously.