The Stalinist Republic of Lurpak first emerged as a nation around lunch time on Teusday, the countries origin came about from the Great Tesco Revolution. Lurpak is situated on the 2nd floor shelf of the eastern block of the Fridge. The country itself is ripe with obesity and high cholesterol, these problems lead to an average life expectancy of around 25-30, although the exact age is not known no-one really cares enough about fat people to really find out, the native Lurpakians have often tried but their research tends to be held back by heart disease and the eating of the research papers, another contribution to the failure of researching is more than approximately 73.423% of the scientists are too fat to fit inside the laboratory.