Quantum temporal textural deliria also known as a textbook is a sadistic disease. This disease is most commonly contracted in classrooms but can also be found inside the home. Textbooks should only be handled by professionals in hazardous material suits and ties. Handling textbooks without the proper safety gear is known to cause Scolionophobia. Textbooks often give the impression of being works of prose. However, despite their harmless appearance they are incredibly dangerous. Even looking at a single page of a textbook can cause temporal lobe hemorrhaging.