Michael: No. No, it's not. I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people "faggy" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. You know? I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime. And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude. Michael: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.