NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. When you're a kid, a lot of strange stuff seems normal. (Cut to a shot of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) NC (vo): Ninja Turtles was average... NC (vo): ...tea parties on the ceiling was mundane, and being forced to dance in a banana suit dripping ghost blood was just Tuesday. NC: Oh! (looks around shiftily) Only my parents had me do that? I... should've asked more questions. Regardless, a lot of those things, when you get older, seem... charming. (eyes shift around again) Some of them.