3 Question Interview with Saradomin Interviewer: Hello, today on our show, we’ll interview a man so special, that his name brings instant gasps. His name is… Saradomin! Audience: (Gasps) Saradomin: Howdy-Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas? Member of the audience: But it’s the middle of July! Interviewer: Well, why can’t we celebrate Christmas in July. Member: Because it’s not in July. Interviewer: Okay. Now shut up and let me do this interview Mkay? (Clears throat) Okay Saradomin, we’ll ask you a few questions. First of all what are you favorite colors. Sara: What are colors? Sara: Oh… I like shoes.