Welcome to the Midlife Crisis Line. As an employee of the call-center at MCL you'll be expected to help folks make bad decisions when they panic upon the realization that their life is half over and they have still not achieved their childhood goal of becoming an astronaut or ballerina. Before we begin, it should be noted that this is Form 229a, the manual for male employees. For the female version, ask your supervisor for Form 229b, toots. __TOC__