A Pork Pie is a small, meaty, pie, containing various bits of scraggy crap, left over from what the factory dog was unprepared to eat. Often marketed as a "Melton Mowbray Pork Pie", which is a bit of a misnomer, as the vast majority of pork pies are made in Chernobyl, and consequently are highly radioactive (most glow in the dark), and all of them are highly toxic. The pork plant is also quite unusual, consisting mostly of large slices of meat called 'chops' and grows steadily in moonlight but not sunlight. Lack of moonlight can cause it to turn green and to become smelly and watery.