Lyndon Hermyle LaRouche, Jr. (born September 8, 1922) is a world-renowned American physicist, economist, sociologist, and neo-Nazi pig-fucker! His best friend is Plato (though Plato frequently denies this charge). He is a favorite among people who do not think with their brains but instead with their kneecaps. His followers are variably called LaRouchies, or LaRouchites, or idiots, or retards.