[On the satellite:] JOEL: C'mon, everybody! Let's do the Sandy Frank Song! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! SERVO: He's the source of all our pain! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! CROW: Gads about the house all day! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! JOEL: Thinks that people come from trees! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! SERVO: Gets horrid movies from Japan! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! CROW: Films are always poorly dubbed! ALL: Sandy Fraaank! Sandy Fraaank! JOEL: Spielberg won't return his calls!