Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." Chester: OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! (singing) Spoilers, spoilers, there's spoilers in this review! There's this pirate named Jack Sparrow. And even though he wears eyeliner, is drunk as hell, and you can't understand a word he's saying, he's the sexiest pirate ever! And apparently no one can recognize him. (imitating Sparrow) "Not guilty." (gasps) "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to talk through my teeth some more." (leaves) "No!"