[[Category:Season transcripts]] Spike: Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Twilight Sparkle: Huh. That's not that many. Spike: Are you kidding? How are you supposed to read twelve books in one weekend? Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia obviously thinks I can or she would never have assigned them to me. I'm not planning on letting her down. Spike: Well, I hope you're not planning on sleeping then, either. Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Spike, why don't you take the day off? Spike: Really? Twilight Sparkle: Why not? These books are gonna keep me busy for a while. Spike: Hmm... I do have a long list of things I've been dying to do! Spike: "Touch nose with tongue." Eeeng... done! "Play bongos on my belly." [bongo drum sounds] Spike: Done! "Smell my dirty feet."